Hello, world! Just in case you’re new to the internet, you’ve stumbled across this twenty-first century form of technology in which millennials talk shamelessly about themselves… a blog. Also, if you’re new to the internet, I probably don’t know you, which means my SEO is on point. Anyway, Google’s definition of a blog is as follows:
I’m Lexi, a twenty-two-year-old human being whose innate narcissism has led to one conclusion… starting a blog! Do I think my (written) voice is more important than yours? No, unless you’re a climate change denier or have ever thought, Maybe Hitler was just misunderstood. Do I think I’m hilarious? Yes, yes I do.
Anyway, welcome welcome welcome to The Girl on the T, my blog named after the hit book The Girl on the Train, which also had a movie adaptation that I haven’t seen yet but that I heard was pretty subpar. Well, this blog is nothing like that book; there will be no murder, marital problems, or multiple unreliable narrators. There may, however, be an occasional alcohol-induced blackout, but that’s beside the point. The T refers to the (unreliable, old) public transport system that Boston runs on, abbreviated from Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority to MBTA to T. In a way, I’m like the T; I move slowly, don’t operate properly in the morning, and know how to annoy a Bostonian more than anything else.
What you are reading is a lifestyle blog. AKA, what lazy people who don’t want to narrow down their category say. My posts may be consistently inconsistent, with (possibly) infrequent posts in which I act like my opinions are interesting enough for others to read for five minutes. But according to science, most readers just skim things 90% of the time, so I can say anything I want now and only 10% of people will probably see it. Butts. I’ve never seen The Godfather. Ryan Gosling. Aliens. They probably exist. Butts again. That felt good.
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